Sunday, March 1, 2009

Supra Trash Can Bowling

As every story starts out, this one starts with drinking beer. Took place in late summer of 99. After drinking large amounts of beer, Casey, Flink, Phil, and Josh decide to head out and terrorize the streets. Their weapon of choice: trash can. Cruising the ford Probe GT, Josh was driving and Casey was hanging out the passenger window dragging trash cans. We would accelerate quickly, then release the trash can at parked cars.
Driving down one road, Casey hanging on to a trash can, Josh reached speeds of 60mph. The trash can was released and slammed into the back of a car with a tremendous explosion of paper and banana peels. Looking closely at the car revealed that it was a Toyota Supra.
After driving around for a bit, the 4 geniuses in the car decided to go back to the crime scene to enjoy the euphoria of destruction. Upon arrival, we noticed trash covered the street. Getting closer to the car revealed a very angry owner sitting on the back of the Supra, baseball bat in hand.
Josh floored the gas, and went speeding by the owner of the supra with a trail of flying trash behind him. What followed could be considered a high speed chase.
When Josh pulled out on to the major street, the Supra was catching up fast. It was apparent there was no way the Ford Probe could out accelerate Toyota's Supercar. Josh decided to take a 90 degree turn at about 60mph in an effort to shake this crazed maniac. With the Supra right on the Probes ass, Josh yanked the wheel. The Probe, which had 4 people in it, stuck to the ground and had minimal tire squeel. After succesfully making the impossible turn, we looked back only to see the Supra had no trouble taking it. Within 3 seconds, the Supra turned off.
Why the Supra turned off will always be a mystery. Some say he thought in his head "fuck this", Some say he didnt want to chase us, just scare us. The truth will never be known.
Josh got the reputation of a race car driver, and the Ford Probe will always be a legendary machine because of that night.

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