Polar Pimps Club

I talked to adrian today, he reminded me of something that I just have to get out before i forget again.

The Polar Pimps Club - 

Adrians stepdad Mike had a house wayyy up in Alto. It was cool, far away from everyone, lots of space, had a hot tub, and best of all it was a bach pad. 

One night, of course we were drinking, Adrian had a little party out there to celebrate Mike being out of town. Not even a party, we'll call it a get together. I wanna say this was winter of 99. I remember some drunk girls being there, and casey trying to hook up with one and she ended up puking. 

So there were 3 of us that night, Casey, Adro and me(josh) sitting in the hot tub. Possibly Justin was there but im not sure. It had snowed a couple days earlier, and there was a good 10 inches of snow on the ground. the bud light was flowing pretty heavily that night too.

It started with someone daring someone else to go step in the snow then run back to the hot tub. that progressed to laying in the snow, then rolling in the snow and coming back. Finally, we all decided the ultimate would be to roll in the snow, run around the freaking house, roll in the snow again in front of the deck, then jump back in the hot tub. I went second. 

I remember getting out of the hot tub and rolling in the snow. then the journey started. Wow, the house was not small, and running around it required a short stint through some very hard and pointy bushes. Halfway around i couldnt feel my toes anymore but the optimist in me thought "youre almost there". I finally reached the second roll spot and rolled. The snow seemed much colder this time. I got up and made a mad dash to the hot tub, jumped in and displaced about half of the water. 

Adrian made his pass around and Casey made his pass around. We then declared ourselves Polar Pimps. This was a very elusive club because we never had an induction ceremony like this again.

The next morning, Mike showed up and we were all still sleeping. Mike was PISSED. the house was trashed. We were all getting chewed out and mike went out to look at the hot tub. He ripped the cover off to reveal a floating bud light can, bobbing in the beer stained water that was about 4 inches low. "God Damit Adro" he yelled out.